Farty's Fortunes

Friday 4 April 2008

Terminal Decline

Superbitch Naomi Campbell was arrested yesterday after throwing a major wobbly over a lost suitcase at Heathrow's beleaguered Terminal 5.

The tattered old brown leather bag spent several hours stuck in the innards of the chaotic system before finally emerging looking rather the worse for wear.

Her suitcase is still missing.

8 comments:

Brom said...

Hehehe

Mr Farty said...

Brom - Aye thang yew!

Lan said...

I'd like to think it was not so much an act of her own ego but an altrusitic gesture on behalf of everyone who has had luggage delayed or lost.

Unknown said...

Lurve it! That made my day!

Mr Farty said...

Denzylle - And it's good of her to do that, 'cos if every airline passenger went apeshit every time their luggage went missing, the police would be run off their feet trying to arrest them all.

John - Aw, fanx!

United Studies said...

I love it when celebrities get treated the same way us regular people get treated. They can't handle it.

Cat said...

Those anger management classes didn't do her much good, hey?

Mr Farty said...

Jacki - Oh, how I wish I could take a peek at her blog! She must have a thing or two to say about that.

Cat - See above. That's a hint. Go on, you know you want to post it!

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